Do not buy · updated 2026-09-16

The AI toys we tell people to avoid

Every case below is a pattern, not a one-off. The category has a structural problem: when the product depends on someone else's server, you are renting a toy and calling it a purchase.

Ask these five questions first

01Does it need the company's server to answer at all?
02What does it cost per month, and is that plan optional in writing?
03Does the privacy policy state how long audio or video is kept?
04Is there a physical mute switch for the microphone?
05If the maker closes tomorrow, what still works?

bricked Discontinued: servers shut down

Moxie

Embodied

The company behind Moxie closed and the cloud service that powered the robot was switched off. Owners were left with hardware that could no longer do the thing they paid for.

This is the defining risk of the whole category: a cloud-dependent toy is a lease, not a purchase.

How to spot it

·The toy needs a company server to answer at all
·There is no documented offline mode
·The maker is a venture-funded startup with a single product

Source: Company shutdown notice and owner reports

uncertain Support uncertain: verify before buying

Cozmo 2.0

Digital Dream Labs

The brand changed hands and app updates have been irregular. Some buyers report the companion app breaking after phone OS updates with no fix.

Existing stock is widely resold at a discount, and the discount is compensation for exactly this risk.

How to spot it

·The current owner of the brand is not the original maker
·The last app update is more than a year old
·Support replies come from a community forum rather than the company

Source: App store update history and buyer reports

expensive Ongoing

Any toy where the subscription costs more than the toy

Category-wide pattern

A $249 robot with a $9.99 monthly plan costs $489 over two years. The sticker price is not the price.

Gift buyers compare hardware prices and never model the second year of payments.

How to spot it

·The plan is described as required for "full" functionality
·Content or conversations stop without it
·The plan is not shown on the product page

Source: Published pricing on vendor sites

privacy Read the policy before buying

Always-listening microphones in children's bedrooms

Category-wide pattern

Most conversational toys upload audio to a cloud service to generate replies, and many keep an active wake word at all times.

The toy is in the room where your child sleeps. That is a different standard from a phone in your pocket.

How to spot it

·The privacy policy does not state a retention period
·There is no physical microphone mute switch
·Audio processing happens in the cloud with no on-device option

Source: Published privacy policies

privacy Ongoing

Home robots with cameras marketed as children's toys

Category-wide pattern

Roaming camera robots are sold alongside toys but store video in the cloud and often ship without two-factor authentication enabled.

The risk is not the robot, it is the account: one reused password exposes a live camera in your home.

How to spot it

·Cloud recording is required for playback
·2FA is optional and off by default
·The listing shows the robot in a child's bedroom

Source: Vendor documentation and account settings

misleading Ongoing

Toys labelled "AI" that only play scripted lines

Category-wide pattern

Many products use "AI" to mean a fixed set of recorded responses. They cannot answer anything outside the script, and the marketing does not say so.

The gap between the promise and the toy is the most common source of one-star reviews in this category.

How to spot it

·Reviews mention the same handful of answers
·No example of an unscripted question in the listing
·The word "AI" appears without describing what model or service is used

Source: Buyer reviews and vendor listings

What we do instead

We still recommend cloud toys, with the cost stated plainly.

Avoiding every connected toy would leave you with almost nothing. So each of the 51 products we track carries the two-year cost, the offline status and a privacy score on the same card as the price.

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Our rule

If a toy stops working when a company closes, that fact belongs in the review, above the features, not in a footnote. Buyers deserve to know they are buying a subscription with a plastic body attached.

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